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He would be utterly engrossed with Smackdown, as well as the ensuing post-Smackdown Smackdown, until that point late in the night where it is actually the next night. On Friday nights, since I was sleeping on my brother's couch and had no life, I would find myself readying for bed in the living room, facing away from the television while Jarod busied himself with the campy theatrics at hand. I also developed a surprising interest in WWF itself. That being said, I did develop an unnatural interest in warfare codpieces and am just waiting for Burger King to release the "collect the whole set" compilation. Thus, huge bulging neck muscles are really only topped by incredible ego and oil-drenched skin, highlighting biceps that I can only ever dream about were I to have a complete body overhaul that no longer includes imbibing milkfat and other things that allow me to actually hear my arteries hardening. However, wrestling is infused with theatrics, over-embellishment, and attitude.
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You see, professional wrestling is an American sport that is dominated by men in tights, which is a spectacle in and of itself due to codpieces which I am fairly certain are only meant to be worn during warfare so as to intimidate the enemy. I am more of an Ostriches-in-capes mud-wrestling-while-whistling-the-first-seven-notes-of-"It's-a-Small-World-After-All"-on-a-loop kind of guy. Call me crazy, but guys whose necks start at their ears, wearing battle thongs, pulling their punches, jumping on and rolling around on the floor with other guys is not precisely how I roll around. Some people called it WWF (it is now known as “ WWE”, and I think this is because they can no longer afford to buy a vowel) I call it theatrics on steroids. Jarod would put life on hold each Friday night for Smackdown, and as I happened to be briefly living with him at this time, it fell to me to try to ignore this soupy offering of eye-rolling “drama”, hoping against hope that it would soon be expelled into that " Phantom Zone" place where belong all malefactors such as mullets, lawyers, Tonya Harding, and all Michael Bolton music. I am of course referring to Jerry Springer. It did however captivate my brother Jarod, to a degree I found fairly concerning because there was so much other quality programming he could have availed himself of. Wrestlemania.īack in the early 2000’s, the cheese-schtick that Vince McMahon served up every week certainly did not captivate everyone. And of course, The Rock.Įvents like Smackdown. Used by permission from nWoSyxx via Creative Commons
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